Stop the Poor Lobsters' Suffering!

It's probable that all along the vast coastal regions of Switzerland (think about it) there are unemployed lobster fisherman, since the easiest method of cooking a lobster has now been declared illegal.

As hard as it is to imagine, it's true. LOOK HERE.

However, if they get electrocuted first, it would be OK. Presumably smashing their heads with a mallet would be perfectly acceptable as well.

I recall the culinary expertise I gained while washing dishes at the Blue Goose. There they were mostly broiled. Seeing them wave their little arms in joy as the were slit from head to toe (?) and slid under the flame was something i'll always remember.

There go my plans for relocating to Switzerland